Jeffrey Simmons' Two Career Touchdowns

Ben Johnson is probably already drawing up something ridiculous for Jeffrey Simmons Give a coach who loves trick plays a defensive lineman with Simmons' size and athleticism, and suddenly every goal-line formation gets a little more interesting. Imagine Simmons checking in as an eligible receiver, selling a block, then slipping into the end zone wide open. Or lining up at fullback with everyone expecting a run… just for Ben to call something nobody saw coming. The funniest part? Defenses would have to take him seriously even if he's only out there as a decoy. Good luck watching him AND keeping track of everyone else. Would you rather see a Simmons rushing touchdown or a big-man TD catch?